Sunday, November 16, 2008

Do You Speak EEL?: Translating FAA Bobby Sturgell - PART II

Do You Speak EEL? – PART II: Translating FAA Bobby Sturgell-ese Into The English Language

Let’s examine the article that Trailer-Park FAA Imposter Bobby Sturgell planted in aeromercantalist “Aviation Week” and “BusinessWeek”, to communicate his misty-eyed pinhead bureaucratic farewell thoughts as Departing EEL.

As a public service, Quiet Rockland once again gives you:

“Do You Speak EEL? – PART II: Translating FAA Bobby Sturgell-ese Into The English Language”

http://bx.businessweek.com/airline-industry/sturgell-waxes-nostalgic/10437208362109900441-c9b3595be9004a75690d3846f914f351/

[See also: http://www.aviationweek.com/aw/blogs/commercial_aviation/ThingsWithWings/index.jsp?plckController=Blog&plckScript=blogScript&plckElementId=blogDest&plckBlogPage=BlogViewPost&plckPostId=Blog%3A7a78f54e-b3dd-4fa6-ae6e-dff2ffd7bdbbPost%3A57c12d4b-0e3b-43bd-9669-d48221477499]

The Commercial Aviation Blog
Sturgell Waxes Nostalgic
[Translation: “Bobby Sturgell Waxes His Head Since All His Hair Has Been Falling Out In Clumps As He Is Waiting To Be Indicted”].
Posted by Adrian Schofield at 10/28/2008 4:41 PM CDT

FAA Acting Administrator Robert Sturgell offered some nostalgic comments during a ‘town hall’ address to FAA employees on Oct. 28. The speech marked the annual release of FAA's five-year Flight Plan. I think Sturgell is entitled to a little ‘big picture’ commentary as his term winds down.
[Translation: “I think Bobby Sturgell is entitled to plant whatever text he wants in Aviation Week just as long as he remembers us aeropublicist sycophants that he met along the way”].

Here are the final paragraphs of the speech:
[Translation: “We WOULD have shown you the entirety of Bobby Sturgell’s latest pathetic lament, but you would be laughing at it so hard that you would never be able to complete your reading of the full article and proceed to our advertisers’ pandering”].

In closing, I’d like to add a personal note.
[Translation: “In closing, I’d like to share with you the nervous breakdown that I have been having since I took office as Acting FAA Administrator in September 2007”].

I’ve been with you for the better part of seven years.
[Translation: “I have schemed with you to pump more and more money out of the aeromercantile system over the past 7 years, while completely scamming the American public in the process”].

That’s a lifetime for a political employee, maybe more.
[Translation: “It is utterly amazing that I did not get fired for my own incompetence or else get indicted already”].

In that time, I’ve come to see the women and men of this organization as the finest civil servants I’ve ever come across.
[Translation: “In that time, I helped lead over 3,500 innocent civilians to their catastrophic and horrific deaths in aviation fatality fireballs time and time again, and I could give a damn about that”].

There’s little doubt in my mind that the popular perception of the federal employee — the long lunch, the quick exit, the one who always drops the shovel at 4:30 — well, that’s not what I found here.
[Translation: “What I found instead was a bunch of you who wanted to skip work after your liquid lunch and take up in a sleazy little motel near Annapolis with your secretaries”].

What I found was a group of employees who pushed so hard that I found myself running to keep up.
[Translation: “What I found instead was a group of employees who pushed so hard to steal every bit of money out of the aviation system before we all got bounced out by a new administration”].

I’ve been around the system quite a bit.
[Translation: “I have had trouble keeping a job because I am an idiot DelMarVa trailer-park legacy case”].

I’ve flown a lot, I’ve instructed, and I know aviation law, but I’ve got to tell you, it was daunting to sit down at a meeting here at the FAA — just about any meeting — and realize that the person across the table was a national or international expert.
[Translation: “It has always been daunting for me to realize that the digits of my I.Q. likely do not exceed the digits of my chronological age”].

When they say that the FAA sets the international gold standard for safety I’ve had a front-row seat as to why that’s the case.
[Translation: “I may have 3,500 corpses to my credit, but I’m still gonna tell everyone it is The Safest Period In Aviation History and that Safety Was Never Compromised”].

With that in mind, never forget who you are and what you stand for.
[Translation: “With that in mind, never forget to keep in touch with me, because when the feds come after me I am going to roll over on each of you as the first thing I do, and blame you for everything I did”].

We didn’t take jobs in public service because we were looking for easy street.
[Translation: “We took jobs pretending to be public servants so we could buy additional and bigger McMansions in DelMarVa and feed all of our habits”].

We took these jobs because we wanted to serve something bigger than ourselves.
[Translation: “We took these jobs because we wanted paychecks later in the private sector that were bigger than the paychecks scammed by our other DelMarVa government-employee neighbors”].

When you look at the safety record, I think you’ve done just that.
[Translation: “When you look at the NTSB aviation fatality statistics, pretend like those human lives you snuffed out never existed in the first place”].
Despite the negativism we see in the headlines, this is the safest system out there bar none.
[Translation: “Never mind the headlines, whatever you do, don’t read the Quiet Rockland blogs”].

There’s an awful lot of partisan politics going on in those headlines, so I’d encourage you not to let them get you down.
[Translation: “Ignore the fact that the people who are angriest are a bunch of non-partisan Independents in Rockland County New York, mostly cops and firemen, who think we betrayed the Republican Party worse than Sarah Palin did”].

Where there’s a mistake, fix it.
[Translation: “When there’s a mistake, run away from it while chanting “Safety Was Never Compromised”, and hope like hell that the Inspector General doesn’t arrive on the scene before you leave”].

But don’t listen to that constant chatter that’s trying to convince people that the system’s hanging by a thread.
[Translation: “Whatever you do, don’t read the Quiet Rockland blogs”].

That’s just flat out untrue.
[Translation: “Lexington. Kentucky. 49 Dead. Moab. Utah. 10 Dead. America. Since 2003. 3,500 Dead”].

You know it, I know it, and deep down, they know it too.
[Translation: “We go with what we know. That’s why we’ll ALWAYS be the Tombstone Agency”].

As we enter into a new year with the Flight Plan, I’d encourage you to make sure you step up every way you can.
[Translation: “As we enter into a new year with a worthless piece of paper propaganda, I’d encourage you to have your Bic lighters ready”].

With safety and efficiency as our mandate, there’s no place for just doing your job.
[Translation: “What’s a ‘Mandate’? Anybody? No, I’m serious…”].

America expects more from us.
[Translation: “We have not once considered America our customers since I took office at FAA in 2003 – the only ones that have EVER been acknowledged as FAA customers have been the airlines who pad our pockets”].

Always take the extra step.
[Translation: “Always step away from trouble and let someone else handle it who actually knows what they are doing – that approach has ALWAYS worked for me”].

As we face the next several weeks together and with an election just around the bend, things will change.
[Translation: “I don’t know about you, and actually I don’t care – but I am getting the hell out of here before the FBI breaks down my corner-office door”].

But like I said, as things change, as we prepare for the transition to a new administration, no matter whether it’s red or blue, keep your eye on the ball.
[Translation: “Keep your eye on the envelope in your mailbox because your check will be in there, just as long as you keep your mouth shut and never forget how to Take Five”].

Safety and efficiency.
[Translation: “Tombstone Agency”].

You have a right to be proud of yourselves.
[Translation: “You have the right to remain silent”].

I know I am.
[Translation: “And I too have the right to remain silent”].

Thanks.
[Translation: “Thanks for staying up late a few nights ago, and let me know how much that new shredder from Staples cost so that I can reimburse you”].

Great Scandals In Bobby Sturgell Tombstone Agency FAA History, #509

Great Scandals In Bobby Sturgell Tombstone Agency FAA History, #509 –
“Whatever Happened To…?” – Inspector-Kickback Free Flying Lessons?


http://blog.wired.com/cars/2008/05/faa-managers-bl.html
FAA Managers Blew Off Hundreds of Inspections, Received Free Flight Lessons
By Dave Demerjian May 09, 2008 8:14:56 AM

USA Today reports that Bobby Hedlund, the FAA manager currently responsible for overseeing the agency’s Southwest Airlines office, received months of flight training from the airline during 2005. This in itself isn’t news. The FAA has had an inspector training program in place for years, saying -- rightfully so -- that this type of instruction is a way for inspectors to stay abreast of changing technology.
At issue is who paid. It seems that the training, with an estimated retail value of over $15,000, was provided free of charge to the inspectors by Southwest.

Run that one by The Ethicist and see what he says.

The free training violates the FAA’s rules of conduct, and proves again that some of the agency’s inspectors enjoy an inappropriately close relationship with Southwest. This first came to light earlier in the year when it was discovered that the FAA turned a blind eye while Southwest operated planes deemed “unsafe”. After this revelation, the FAA played catch-up by ordering inspections that grounded hundreds of aircraft.

The free-flight fracas wasn’t the only bad news for the FAA this week. The Wall Street Journal (subscription required) says the FAA has in recent years blown off more than 100 recommended safety reviews, covering everything from flight crew training to deicing programs. A letter to a Senate subcommittee from FAA head Bobby Sturgell admitted that “dozens” of safety reviews had been skipped, blaming the lapses on “inadequate resources”.
The consensus seems to be that the skipped inspections weren’t related to crucial safety issues, and that passengers were never at risk. But it could indicate that there is a more deeply-rooted culture of cronyism at the FAA, and that’s bad news.

FAA DFW Scandal Rocks Capitol Hill - The Bobby Sturgell FAA Lies, Conceals, And Covers-Up AGAIN!

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/localnews/stories/111508dnbusfaa.3e6163f.html
FAA starts amnesty plan for D/FW air tower errors
12:37 PM CST on Saturday, November 15, 2008
By ERIC TORBENSON / The Dallas Morning News
etorbenson@dallasnews.com

The Federal Aviation Administration has started a new amnesty program for air traffic controllers in Dallas/Fort Worth aimed at improving air safety by making sure operating errors are reported and resolved.

The Air Traffic Safety Action Program began on Sunday in North Texas, allowing controllers to report any unsafe situations without fear of reprisal and is roughly based on a similar self-reporting program used at most airlines.

The new approach comes as regulators Friday confirmed an earlier investigation showing that FAA managers in Dallas deliberately misclassified 62 operational incidents from 2005 to 2007 in order to make the operation look better.

The Office of the Inspector General for the Department of Transportation released its 23-page report blaming local managers – though not FAA-level administrators working at the facility – for the mistakes that it attributed to negligence and incompetence.
The FAA said it has already responded to all 10 of the report’s recommendations, which included reassignment of managers at the Dallas/Fort Worth Terminal Radar Approach Control, also called TRACON. The FAA admitted the cover-up in April and said Friday that it won’t comment on personnel matters. It also said it takes the findings seriously.

The original whistleblower about problems at the D/FW TRACON, Anne Whiteman, said reporting troubles continue at the facility and that FAA managers haven’t followed through on promises to improve the system. Ms. Whiteman still works for the FAA.

“It may sound corny, but it scares me to think our country is condoning this report”, she said Friday. “The FAA is saying these were minor errors and that they’re in the past. If you read the actual report, they’re not minor errors at all. I didn’t put my career in jeopardy over minor errors – they were the most serious errors”.

The report said that of the 62 events reviewed, managers failed to report three “Category A” errors attributable to controllers; they blamed two on pilots and called one a “non-event”. In one case, a plane that took off from Addison’s airport on Feb. 13, 2006, came within 100 feet of another plane because of controller error; the original report blamed pilots.

Ms. Whiteman also said she’s unimpressed with the new safety program, saying that the lack of any potential discipline for controllers who report errors – their own or others’ – could keep bad controllers on the job.

She said that of nearly 400 events reviewed under the new amnesty guidelines, only one incident required any corrective training for the controller.

“The old system worked fine – this one doesn’t have any accountability”, she said.

The National Air Traffic Controllers Association has long advocated the amnesty program and is pleased it started in North Texas, said Darrell Meachum, southwest regional president for the union. However, despite management changes at D/FW TRACON, the union contends working conditions are worse than ever.
“The FAA is driving its most experienced controllers away”, he said. Friday’s report absolves the controllers themselves in the cover-up, he added, and “shows that the FAA brand of management hasn’t worked for the past seven years”.
The union feels the TRACON culture remains poor even with the new manager, Dawn Ingraham, who in January replaced JoEllen Casilio, who was reassigned.

The TRACON has 52 certified controllers and 33 trainees; it once had more than 100 certified controllers. Of the 52 there now, 27 can retire at any time, and the union has said the staffing levels decrease safety.

The union said earlier that operational errors in 2007 were rising at an alarming pace. This year, the raw number of incidents seem to have slowed slightly, with a few caveats, Mr. Meachum said.

In 2007, the D/FW TRACON had 65 “operational errors” where planes get too close and 16 “operational deviations” where a plane flies into airspace assigned to another plane. Thus far this year, there have been 48 operational errors – three on Wednesday – and 25 operational deviations, and there’s still six weeks left in the year.

However, the FAA has changed how it counts errors. For example, instances where aircraft barely break the required separation limits are now lumped into “proximity events” that don’t count as errors.

Also, there’s measurably less flying across North Texas airspace this year compared with last – as much as 10 percent less by the union’s guess. With less flying, the rate of controller errors per flight rises.
“It’s hard to compare the numbers apples to apples”, Mr. Meachum said.

The inspector general’s report recommends the FAA examine all incidents from 2005 to 2007 that were blamed on pilots to clear their records. Under the airline self-reporting program, pilots still face discipline if a review concludes they are at fault.

The Allied Pilots Association, which represents pilots at Fort Worth-based American Airlines Inc., praised the controllers and thanked the FAA for taking action. The union and American have suspended their use of the safety self-reporting program as part of a broader dispute between the pilots union and the carrier.

Friday’s report was the second time the inspector general had taken the North Texas FAA operation to task in three years. Its initial investigation, based on Ms. Whiteman’s complaints that errors were being ignored, chastised the FAA. Ms. Whiteman and two others complained again about the misclassification of events, which spawned the second investigation.

The FAA admitted April 24 that its managers misclassified the incidents and promised to take action.

The administration of President-elect Barack Obama will mean a new FAA director. “We’re very optimistic” about the potential for new leadership approaches, the controller union’s Mr. Meachum said.

http://www.azstarnet.com/allheadlines/267209
district of columbia
Safety cover-up at DFW airport

WASHINGTON — A Transportation Department inquiry has concluded that Federal Aviation Administration officials covered up safety errors at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, the second such admonishment in the past three years.

A spokeswoman for the department’s inspector general said a report of the investigation’s findings should be released today. She confirmed the general findings as outlined in documents released late Thursday by the U.S. Office of Special Counsel.

The report was requested by that office, which is responsible for protecting government whistle-blowers. It said that between November 2005 and July 2007, FAA managers intentionally misclassified 62 instances in which airplanes were allowed to fly closer than they were supposed to, attributing the errors to pilots or categorizing them as non-events to shift blame away from air traffic controllers.
http://www.allaviationinfo.com/?p=21724
Senior managers of the Federal Aviation Administration jeopardized safety at D/FW Air Traffic Control by hiding traffic controllers’ mistakes and instead blaming pilots for errors, a federal watchdog office has …
See more…:
Faa hid mistakes at D/FW, tried to blame airline pilots, federal report says 7:02 Am CT
http://publicbroadcasting.net/kera/news.newsmain?action=article&ARTICLE_ID=1415361&sectionID=1
FAA Cited Again for Covering Up Errors at DFW
Bill Zeeble, KERA News

DALLAS, TX
(2008-11-14) For the 2nd time in 3 years, Federal Inspectors say Federal Aviation Administration managers at DFW falsely blamed pilots for mistakes actually committed by air traffic controllers. KERA’s Bill Zeeble has more.

The report from the Inspector General’s office came out today. It specifically accuses FAA managers of under-reporting incidents, in addition to blaming pilots for problems they didn’t commit. Pilots say FAA managers were self serving. Jennifer Ewald is with the Allied Pilots Association.

Ewald: What we’ve heard is that the bonuses for managers are tied to a low record of incidents. and so we’re disappointed they’ve been caught twice at this trying to cover up areas that could be potential safety issues we would like to identify.

The FAA disputes that, saying if that were the case, it would find similar behavior elsewhere, and it has not. The Inspector General’s report recommends replacing all FAA managers at DFW. The FAA’s Roland Herwig says those changes have already taken place.

Herwig: We cannot go into personnel actions, but we take these issues very seriously and are taking appropriate action.

Air traffic controllers say management has changed, but problems at DFW persist. The incidents of concern include those where aircraft were allowed to pass too closely together.

http://aviationblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/11/most-distressing-fact-from-dot.html
Most distressing fact from DOT’s OIG report on FAA cover-up:
5:14 PM Fri, Nov 14, 2008 Permalink Yahoo! Buzz
Eric Torbenson E-mail News tips
In a footnote about the misclassification of errors by controllers:

“We learned that D/FW’s three radar sensors, which measure aircraft separation distance, can produce results that vary as much as 300 feet for the same air traffic event”.

Ahem. 300 feet?

Really?

The idea that the world’s third busiest airport is being air controlled with equipment with that kind of give-and-take ... not exactly comforting.

It’s on page 10 if you’d like to see yourself.
http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2008/11/14/ap5697077.html
FAA says it fixed Dallas safety issues
By DAVID KOENIG , 11.14.08, 03:55 PM EST

The Federal Aviation Administration said Friday it has taken steps recommended by a government investigator who accused FAA managers of covering up safety errors at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport.

In a report released Friday that was written in April, the inspector general said managers of an air traffic control facility at the airport wrongly blamed pilots when controllers let planes get too close together.

It’s the second time in three years that the investigator has found the same problem at DFW, the world’s third-busiest airport.

“The issue here is that FAA obviously didn’t do what the (inspector general) suggested initially; that’s why this is such a big deal”, said Anthony Guglielmi, a spokesman for the Office of Special Counsel, which represented whistle-blowers who reported the incidents.
The inspector general recommended that Transportation Secretary Mary E. Peters remove seven managers at the DFW control center and make eight other changes, including unannounced audits of the facility.

An FAA spokeswoman said the agency has taken steps to prevent controller errors from being wrongly classified as pilot mistakes or nonevents.

“We addressed all these issues”, said Laura J. Brown, the spokeswoman. “The reclassification of operational errors has not continued there, and it’s not happening anywhere else”.
http://www.kdbc.com/Global/story.asp?S=9352408&nav=menu608_2_3
FAA says it fixed Dallas safety issues
Associated Press - November 14, 2008 4:45 PM ET

DALLAS (AP) - The Federal Aviation Administration says it’s taken steps recommended by an investigator who alleged managers covered safety errors at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport.

The report released today was written in April.

The inspector general says managers of an air traffic control facility at DFW Airport wrongly blamed pilots -- when controllers let planes get too close.

It’s the second time in three years that the investigator has found the same problem at DFW.

Whistleblowers reported the incidents.

The inspector general recommended Transportation Secretary Mary Peters remove seven managers at the DFW control center and make other changes, including unannounced audits.

An FAA spokeswoman says the agency has taken steps to prevent controller errors from being wrongly classified as pilot mistakes or non-events. The DFW center has been under new management since January and subject to surprise audits.
http://www.bizjournals.com/dallas/stories/2008/11/10/daily59.html
Friday, November 14, 2008 - 9:13 AM CST
Report to show FAA safety errors at D/FWDallas Business Journal
Federal Aviation Administration officials concealed safety errors at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport, according to a report by The Associated Press on Friday.

The AP cites a spokeswoman for the department’s inspector general, who says the report will be released by the U.S. Office of Special Counsel on Friday.

According to the news report, the special investigation looked into 62 incidents of airplanes flying too closely together. The report is expected to reveal that managers with the FAA intentionally misclassified the incidents as pilot error in attempts to shield air traffic controllers from blame, the AP reported.

Officials for the FAA and Transportation Department were not immediately available for comment on Friday.

A spokesman for Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport says the investigation is not related to the actions of airport employees. The spokesman added that the FAA and its local managers, which operate under the federal organization’s umbrella, control the skies, while D/FW International Aiport controls the ground.
http://www.startribune.com/nation/34427689.html?page=2&c=y
Investigation confirms FAA employees hid serious safety errors at Dallas-Fort Worth airport
By JOAN LOWY , Associated Press
Last update: November 13, 2008 - 8:23 PM

WASHINGTON - A Transportation Department investigation has concluded that Federal Aviation Administration officials covered up safety errors at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, the second such admonishment in the past three years.

A spokeswoman for the department’s inspector general said a report of the investigation’s findings should be released Friday. She confirmed the general findings as outlined in documents released late Thursday by the U.S. Office of Special Counsel.

The report was requested by the special counsel’s office, which is tasked with protecting government whistle-blowers. That office said in a statement that between November 2005 and July 2007 FAA managers intentionally misclassified 62 instances in which airplanes were allowed to fly closer together than they were supposed to, attributing the errors to pilots or categorizing them as nonevents in an attempt to shift blame away from air traffic controllers at the Texas airport.

The inspector general previously had confirmed a similar underreporting of safety errors at the airport in 2004. After that incident, FAA officials promised to take steps to fix the problem.
After Special Counsel Scott Bloch, who recently resigned, requested a second investigation this spring by the inspector general, FAA officials acknowledged that the misclassifying of safety errors had continued and that the agency was taking steps to correct the problem.

The inspector general’s report confirming a second series of deliberate misclassifications had not previously been released.

Acting Special Counsel William Reukauf, in a letter Thursday to President George W. Bush, said increased “scrutiny of FAA and its implementation of the corrective measures proposed to resolve the continued misconduct and mismanagement is critical”.

According the special counsel, the inspector general’s report recommends 10 corrective measures be taken in response to the coverup, including a reorganization of air traffic control management at Dallas-Fort Worth and a top-to-bottom review of FAA’s overall air traffic safety management.

FAA spokeswoman Laura Brown said the agency has already implemented all of the inspector general’s recommendations that don’t relate to personnel matters, which she is prohibited from discussing.

“I can tell you we take them very seriously, and we’re taking appropriate action on those as well”, Brown said.
The National Air Traffic Controllers Association has said previously that safety errors by controllers have increased nationally because airport towers and other traffic control facilities are understaffed and experienced controllers are leaving the FAA. Controllers and the FAA are at an impasse in contract negotiations.

The continued problem at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport became public only because a whistle-blower — controller supervisor Anne Whiteman, who first reported in 2004 that agency officials were concealing safety violations — came forward again last year to say the FAA managers were still underreporting safety violations by controllers or misreporting them as pilot errors.
According the special counsel, the inspector general’s report recommends 10 corrective measures be taken in response to the coverup, including a reorganization of air traffic control management at Dallas-Fort Worth and a top-to-bottom review of FAA’s overall air traffic safety management.

FAA spokeswoman Laura Brown said the agency has already implemented all of the inspector general’s recommendations that don’t relate to personnel matters, which she is prohibited from discussing.

“I can tell you we take them very seriously, and we’re taking appropriate action on those as well”, Brown said.

The National Air Traffic Controllers Association has said previously that safety errors by controllers have increased nationally because airport towers and other traffic control facilities are understaffed and experienced controllers are leaving the FAA. Controllers and the FAA are at an impasse in contract negotiations.

The continued problem at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport became public only because a whistle-blower — controller supervisor Anne Whiteman, who first reported in 2004 that agency officials were concealing safety violations — came forward again last year to say the FAA managers were still underreporting safety violations by controllers or misreporting them as pilot errors.
http://www.krld.com/pages/3322809.php?contentType=4&contentId=3063021
Posted: Friday, 14 November 2008 5:57PM
FAA says it fixed Dallas safety issues

DALLAS (AP) _ The Federal Aviation Administration says it’s taken steps recommended by an investigator who alleged managers covered safety errors at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport.

The report released today was written in April.

The inspector general says managers of an air traffic control facility at DFW Airport wrongly blamed pilots -- when controllers let planes get too close.

It’s the second time in three years that the investigator has found the same problem at DFW.

Whistleblowers reported the incidents.

The inspector general recommended Transportation Secretary Mary Peters remove seven managers at the DFW control center and make other changes, including unannounced audits.

An FAA spokeswoman says the agency has taken steps to prevent controller errors from being wrongly classified as pilot mistakes or non-events. The DFW center has been under new management since January and subject to surprise audits. http://www.petergreenberg.com/2008/11/14/dot-investigates-faas-air-traffic-control-cover-up/
On Friday the Transportation Department is scheduled to release the results of an investigation into the FAA which turned up dozens of instances in which the agency attempted to cover up safety violations by intentionally misclassifying them.

The probe was launched in April after an FAA whistleblower alerted authorities to the practice of underreporting air traffic control errors at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport by miscategorizing events or shifting blame to other personnel.

DOT inspectors found that FAA managers at DFW intentionally misclassified 62 instances where airplanes were allowed to fly closer together than they were supposed to between November 2005 and July 2007.

Most of the incidents were labeled as pilot error or categorized as non-events.

Inspectors also confirmed that similar problems had occurred at DFW in 2004 and had been investigated and documented in a report, but the report had never been publicly released. The current investigation was launched after complaints were made the same violations were recurring.
In an attempt to prevent the problem, the report also recommends corrective measures such as reorganizing management of air traffic control at DFW and conducting a thorough review of the FAA’s general safety management program.

The FAA claims that the agency has already implemented all of the inspector general’s recommendations, and takes the matter very seriously.

The National Air Traffic Controllers Association says that issues with air traffic control stem from the fact that control towers are understaffed, and experienced controllers are leaving or retiring from the FAA in alarmingly high numbers.

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http://aviationblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/11/faa-at-dfw-and-a-safety-coveru.html
FAA at D/FW and a safety cover-up
12:35 PM Fri, Nov 14, 2008
Eric Torbenson
The Federal Aviation Administration already confessed to these finds back in April, but the Office of the Inspector General for the U.S. Department of Transporation finally released its report into a second round of problems at the Dallas/Fort Worth FAA operations.

Read the report...

The first round of issues dealt with the FAA failing to investigate these claims really at all, based on whistleblower Anne Whiteman’s actions.

This round was different: Forced with having to investigate incidents, the managers apparently misclassified them as pilot errors and not operational errors. That made the FAA look better, but it became clear to investigators that there was a problem when pilots complained that they did nothing wrong.

The FAA insists its already taken the steps the report suggests. Ms. Whiteman, who still works at the FAA, said in a phone interview that she still believes there’s problems with the FAA here.
http://www.federaltimes.com/index.php?S=3821871
Federal Times
IG: FAA covered up safety violations
By GREGG CARLSTROM
November 14, 2008

The Federal Aviation Administration covered up safety errors at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, according to a new report from the department’s inspector general.

The report was requested by the Office of Special Counsel, the agency tasked with protecting federal whistleblowers. It found FAA managers misclassified 62 instances of airplanes flying too close to one another between 2005 and 2007. They were logged as pilot error, rather than being correctly identified as mistakes by air traffic controllers.

The underreporting was revealed by three whistleblowers who work for FAA.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/bus/stories/DN-faa_14bus.ART.State.Edition1.39948ed.html
Investigation confirms safety violations at D/FW Airport covered up
08:52 AM CST on Friday, November 14, 2008
By ERIC TORBENSON / The Dallas Morning News
etorbenson@dallasnews

An investigation into the Federal Aviation Administration’s practices at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport confirms earlier FAA admissions that its managers covered up safety violations and tried to blame them on pilots.

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A report by the U.S. Office of Special Counsel expected to be released Friday confirms that 62 events were mistakenly classified as pilot errors between November 2005 and July 2007.

The FAA admitted the fraud in April after a whistleblower, Anne Whiteman, complained about the practice.

FAA spokeswoman Laura Brown said the agency has already adopted the 10 recommendations made by the Office of the Inspector General. Those include reorganizing D/FW tower management and examining air safety procedures throughout the FAA.

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Probe finds FAA hid Dallas airport safety errors
By JOAN LOWY – 2 days ago

WASHINGTON (AP) — A Transportation Department investigation has confirmed that Federal Aviation Administration officials covered up safety errors at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport.

A spokeswoman for the department’s inspector general says a report of the investigation’s findings should be released Friday. She confirmed the general findings as outlined in documents released late Thursday by the U.S. Office of Special Counsel.

The report was requested by the Special Counsel, which says in a letter to the White House that FAA managers at the Texas airport misclassified air traffic problems as being caused by pilots in an attempt to shift blame away from air traffic controllers.

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WASHINGTON — A Transportation Department investigation has concluded that Federal Aviation Administration officials covered up safety errors at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, the second such admonishment in the past three years.

A spokeswoman for the department’s inspector general said a report of the investigation’s findings should be released Friday. She confirmed the general findings as outlined in documents released late Thursday by the U.S. Office of Special Counsel.

The report was requested by the special counsel’s office, which is tasked with protecting government whistle-blowers. That office said in a statement that between November 2005 and July 2007 FAA managers intentionally misclassified 62 instances in which airplanes were allowed to fly closer together than they were supposed to, attributing the errors to pilots or categorizing them as nonevents in an attempt to shift blame away from air traffic controllers at the Texas airport.

The inspector general previously had confirmed a similar underreporting of safety errors at the airport in 2004. After that incident, FAA officials promised to take steps to fix the problem.
After Special Counsel Scott Bloch, who recently resigned, requested a second investigation this spring by the inspector general, FAA officials acknowledged that the misclassifying of safety errors had continued and that the agency was taking steps to correct the problem.

The inspector general’s report confirming a second series of deliberate misclassifications had not previously been released.

Acting Special Counsel William Reukauf, in a letter Thursday to President George W. Bush, said increased “scrutiny of FAA and its implementation of the corrective measures proposed to resolve the continued misconduct and mismanagement is critical”.

According the special counsel, the inspector general’s report recommends 10 corrective measures be taken in response to the coverup, including a reorganization of air traffic control management at Dallas-Fort Worth and a top-to-bottom review of FAA’s overall air traffic safety management.

FAA spokeswoman Laura Brown said the agency has already implemented all of the inspector general’s recommendations that don’t relate to personnel matters, which she is prohibited from discussing.

“I can tell you we take them very seriously, and we’re taking appropriate action on those as well”, Brown said.

The National Air Traffic Controllers Association has said previously that safety errors by controllers have increased nationally because airport towers and other traffic control facilities are understaffed and experienced controllers are leaving the FAA. Controllers and the FAA are at an impasse in contract negotiations.

The continued problem at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport became public only because a whistle-blower _ controller supervisor Anne Whiteman, who first reported in 2004 that agency officials were concealing safety violations _ came forward again last year to say the FAA managers were still underreporting safety violations by controllers or misreporting them as pilot errors.
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Report: FAA intentionally misclassified controller errors
AIA dailyLead 07/11/2008

FAA managers in Dallas intentionally misclassified mistakes by controllers that almost resulted in collisions, according to a DOT inspector general’s report. The mistakes were disguised to look like pilot errors, according to the report, and allowed the aircraft to fly too close together. The report, which has not been released yet, details the events in Dallas. FAA officials promised to address the issue. “We’re not going to stand for this”, said FAA Acting Administrator Robert Sturgell. Air Transport World (04/25) New York Times, The (04/25) Wall Street Journal, The (subscription required) (04/25) Star-Telegram (Fort Worth, Texas) (04/25) Washington Post, The (04/25)


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Air-safety troubles escalate
Source: Austin American-Statesman (Original Article)
TRAVEL

The Federal Aviation Administration took a beating Thursday, just as it was trying to recover from widespread criticism about recent groundings of thousands of flights because of skipped plane inspections and botched repairs to wiring.

Two developments, both involving Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, highlighted concerns about the nation’s airline industry.

A U.S. Department of Transportation inspector general’s report revealed that air traffic control managers at DFW intentionally misclassified controller errors that resulted in planes flying too close to each other.

And the National Transportation Safety Board said that for the six-month period that ended March 30, there were 15 serious “runway incursions”, compared with eight in the period a year earlier.

Another occurred at DFW on April 6, one of the closest on record, when a tug operator pulling a Boeing 777 failed to stop at a runway when another plane was landing; the plane missed the tug by about 25 feet.

In the air traffic control case at DFW, the FAA suspended the facility manager and assistant manager of the airport’s TRACON operation, which monitors approaching flights that are below 10,000 feet. The FAA said it is considering whether to fire the two managers.

“We’re not going to stand for this”, acting FAA Administrator Bobby Sturgell said at a news conference.

The incidents involved planes that were flying closer together than federal mandates allow in TRACON airspace: 1,000 feet vertically or three miles laterally.

The report found that management at DFW’s TRACON operation, not the controllers, classified 62 events as pilot errors or nonevents when 52 of them were operational errors, or failures by air traffic controllers to maintain proper spacing between aircraft. The other 10 were operational deviations, when a plane flies into another controller’s Lawyers in ACT beginning with J Page 2 airspace without clearance.

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While You Were Transitioning, The Bobby Sturgell FAA And The Mary Peters USDOT Got Even MORE People Killed

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FAA Investigating Plane Crash in Tuscaloosa County
Last Edited: Thursday, 13 Nov 2008, 2:58 PM CST
Created: Thursday, 13 Nov 2008, 2:58 PM CST
Plane Crash (FOX6 WBRC-TV MyFoxAL, Graphic)

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (WBRC-TV MyFoxAL.com) -- The FAA is investigating what it is calling an “off-airport accident” in Tuscaloosa County.

Authorities say the incident happened about 29 miles north of Tuscaloosa just before 2:00 p.m.

The type of plane reportedly involved is a single-engine piper.

It is not yet known how many people were on board.

FOX6 News has a crew headed to the scene and we will have more information as it becomes available.
http://www.4029tv.com/news/17960098/detail.html
Mena Plane Crash Under Investigation
Plane Registered To Missouri Man
POSTED: 8:18 pm CST November 11, 2008
UPDATED: 8:29 pm CST November 11, 2008

MENA, Ark. -- Little is known about a plane crash that happened near Mena off of Highway 88 on Tuesday.

Sheriff’s officials said they got a call at about 2 p.m. from a resident who heard an explosion.

Then someone drove up on the scene and called police.

Officials said it appears a plane disintegrated and caught fire on impact.

They said debris is scattered everywhere.

The plane is registered to a Missouri man, police said.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/17962254/detail.html
Identification Of Dead Pilot Disputed
Chopper Spots Wreckage Near Josephine Lake
POSTED: 6:21 am MST November 12, 2008
UPDATED: 11:46 am MST November 13, 2008

EAGLE COUNTY, Colo. -- A Utah pilot has been identified as the victim of a single-engine plane that crashed in the mountains halfway between Vail and and Aspen, but the pilot’s ID was disputed Thursday.

Although the Colorado Civil Air Patrol identified the pilot as Michael Loveless, 51, of Price, Utah, the Eagle County Sheriff’s Office said Thursday that the pilot’s name had not been released and the name “associated with the plane is not the current owner and was not the pilot involved in the crash”.

Spencer Loveless, the son of Michael Lovelsss, confirmed for the Sun Advocate newspaper in Carbon County, Utah that the plane’s operator was his father. The newspaper has a front page story, with photo, on the death of Michael Loveless. His wife, Colleen also told The Associated Press that Michael Loveless was her husband and was killed in the crash.

Civil Air Patrol spokeswoman 2nd Lt. Tricia Sargent said crews worked through the night Tuesday and teams that included staff from area sheriff’s departments searched by ground in steep, snowy terrain.

Eagle County sheriff’s spokeswoman Shannon Cordingly said that recovery crews have been unable to reach the wreckage, but Major Mark Young with the Civil Air Patrol said the body was recovered at 11 a.m. Wednesday.

When a National Guard helicopter crew spotted the plane Wednesday, they called crash “unsurvivable”.

According to the Eagle County Sheriff’s Office, the Cessna 182 was last spotted by radar in the area of Lake Josephine and Carter Lake in the Holy Cross Wilderness at approximately 3:30 p.m. Tuesday.

The plane took off 45 minutes earlier from the Rocky Mountain Regional Airport in Broomfield, Colo. It was headed to Utah by way of Aspen.

A Civil Air Patrol plane had been searching for the missing aircraft, aided by the National Guard helicopter out of the Eagle County Airport.

The plane had recently been sold.
http://www.allaviationinfo.com/?p=21537
Small Plane Believed Down On Flight To Aspen
The Federal Aviation Administration said a single-engine plane carrying one person is believed to have crashed on a flight from Jefferson County to Aspen.
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/nov/12/faa-search-missing-plane-eagle-county/?partner=RSS
Body of Utah pilot found in wreckage near Vail
By Bill Scanlon, Rocky Mountain News
Published November 12, 2008 at 8:05 a.m.
Updated November 12, 2008 at 11:19 p.m.
VIDEO: Wreckage found
The body of a 51-year-old Utah pilot was recovered Wednesday from a single-engine plane that crashed near Vail.

The Colorado Civil Air Patrol said Michael Loveless, of Price, Utah, was alone when his Cessna 182 crashed Tuesday in the Holy Cross Wilderness in Eagle County.

The plane took off Tuesday afternoon from the Rocky Mountain Metro Airport in Jefferson County, bound for Aspen.

The last radar contact on the aircraft was at about 3:30 p.m. near Lake Josephine in the upper Fryingpan River valley.

The wreckage was found in the Holy Cross Wilderness area Wednesday morning.

According to Federal Aviation Administration records, Loveless has been licensed as a private pilot since 2004, for single engine airplanes.
http://www.mydesert.com/article/20081111/NEWS01/81111024
Investigators inspecting wreckage of plane crash
Guy McCarthy • City News Service • November 11, 2008

Coroner’s investigators and alpine-trained volunteers were on the flanks of a 10,459-foot peak today, inspecting the wreckage of a single-engine plane that crashed Sunday, killing four people.

The missing plane, last heard from Sunday in Palm Springs, bore tail number N312AG, which corresponds to a Piper PA-32S-300 owned by a Hesperia man, according to Ian Gregor of the Federal Aviation Administration.

Air traffic controllers in Palmdale said the plane dropped off their radars southwest of Joshua Tree shortly before noon, Gregor said. A San Bernardino sheriff’s spokeswoman said the pilot’s last radio contact was with the tower at Palm Springs.

A cold front brought snow, sleet, hail and gusts up to 55 mph the area early Sunday.

The plane started out in San Felipe, Mexico, Sunday morning and passed through customs at Calexico, Gregor said.

The wreckage was found Monday on Dobbs Peak, about a mile west of Mount San Gorgonio Mountain, the highest point in Southern California at 11,499 feet. Miller said.

A sheriff’s helicopter crew planned to lower investigators and volunteers to the site Monday afternoon, but decided against it because of unfavorable conditions including poor visibility.

The team on Dobbs Peak was dropped off by helicopter on a ridge below San Gorgonio’s summit, Miller said. Members of the group plan to use ropes and climbing hardware to descend to the wreckage, she said.

http://www.kfsm.com/Global/story.asp?S=9331977
FAA: Plane crash in Polk County kills 1
Posted: Nov 11, 2008 05:14 PM EST
Updated: Nov 11, 2008 05:14 PM EST

MENA - Officials with the Federal Aviation Administration say a small plane crashed Tuesday afternoon in rural Polk County, killing one person.

The FAA says the Cessna 177RG crashed some time before 2 p.m. near Queen Wilhelmina State Park.

Officials said they had no other information about the crash. They say the National Transportation Safety Board will be investigating the crash and likely will arrive Wednesday in Polk County.

The plane is registered to Jerry L. Smith of Willow Springs, Mo.

http://www.thechadronnews.com/articles/2008/11/11/chadron/brief/news489.txt
FAA releases information in Chadron plane crash
By KERRI REMPP, Record staff writer Tuesday, November 11, 2008
The Federal Aviation Administration has released additional information regarding the plane crash that occurred at the Chadron Airport Nov. 2.

Doug Budd of Crawford is listed as the last registered owner of the plane, according to Tony Molinaro at the FAA office in Chicago, Ill. However, Budd’s wife told The Chadron Record that they sold the plane a year and a half ago to a Pine Ridge resident, who has apparently not registered as the new owner.

The name of the pilot has not yet been released. The pilot was the only occupant of the plane at the time of the forced landing in a field near the airport. Molinaro said the initial report indicates engine failure shortly after departure. The plane that crashed was a single-engine Aeronca, originally manufactured in 1946.

http://www2.arkansasonline.com/news/2008/nov/11/faa-plane-crash-polk-county-kills-1/
FAA: Plane crash in Polk County kills 1

MENA — Officials with the Federal Aviation Administration say a small plane crashed Tuesday afternoon in rural Polk County, killing one person.

The FAA says the Cessna 177RG crashed some time before 2 p.m. near Queen Wilhelmina State Park.

Officials said they had no other information about the crash. They say the National Transportation Safety Board will be investigating the crash and likely will arrive Wednesday in Polk County.

The plane is registered to Jerry L. Smith of Willow Springs, Mo.

For more information see Wednesday’s Arkansas Democrat-Gazette.

This article was published Tuesday, November 11, 2008.

http://www.delmarvanow.com/article/20081110/NEWS01/81110004
DELAWARE: Pilot hurt in helicopter accident
Associated Press • November 10, 2008
MIDDLETOWN — The Federal Aviation Administration is investigating the crash of an experimental helicopter at Summit Aviation north of Middletown.

Delaware State Police say the pilot, 51-year-old Amanda Randall of Fenwick Island, suffered a minor head wound.

Authorities say Randall was flying only a few feet off the ground Sunday afternoon when the helicopter unexpectedly turned onto its side and crashed.

http://arkansasmatters.com/content/fulltext/news/?cid=143821
2:11 p.m. - Northwest Temporarily Grounds 27 Planes
Reported by: RNS
Saturday, Nov 8, 2008 @02:11pm CST

More than two dozen Northwest Airlines’ Boeing 757 planes were grounded Friday night due to a landing gear issue.

A Northwest spokeswoman says the carrier voluntarily removed the 27 planes from service after learning some landing gear may not comply with FAA regulations.

No flights at Little Rock National Airport were affected by the grounding.

The Federal Aviation Administration cleared the planes to resume to service in less than four hours.
Northwest made other flight arrangements or hotel accommodations for the 2,600 affected passengers.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Do You Speak EEL?: Translating FAA Bobby Sturgell

Do You Speak EEL?: Translating FAA Bobby Sturgell-ese Into The English Language
Recently posted to this blog was a story of how Bobby The Sturg-EEL Sturgell, Failed FAA Acting Administrator, helped throw a few new FAA rats off of the sinking airship known as the FAA. Two of those rats were FAA’s Jim Ballough p/k/a “The Grim Reaper” (Director Of “Flight Standards”), and FAA’s Steve Wallace p/k/a “The Undertaker” (Head Of Accident Investigations).
See:
http://ejectsturgell.blogspot.com/2008/11/eight-key-faa-rats-jump-off-their.html
Monday, November 10, 2008
“Eight Key FAA Rats Jump Off Their Sinking Airship - More Will Follow Them!”
Let’s examine the e-mail that Top-Gun-Who-Never-Saw-Combat Sturgell used, to communicate his pinhead bureaucratic aeromercantalist thoughts. As a public service, Quiet Rockland gives you:

“Do You Speak EEL?: Translating FAA Bobby Sturgell-ese Into The English Language”

From: Bobby Sturgell/AWA/FAA; To:
Date: 10/27/2008 09:26AM; cc:

Subject: Two Outstanding Public Servants to Retire
[Translation: “Two more FAA bureaucrats thrown off the failed airship, by me, until I get chucked off kicking and screaming”].

Please respond to: 9-AWA-AOA1-Broadcast-Replies@faa.gov
[Translation: “Don’t even bother e-mailing me back because our FAA I.T. goons already blocked replies through the server, and I’ll be too busy sending out my résumé and saying goodbye to Jana”].

Dear Colleagues:
[Translation: “Dear Other Aeromercantile Loser Perps:”].

Two veteran FAA stalwarts are retiring toward the end of the year and both have had a major, but quiet, impact on aviation safety over the course of their long careers at the FAA.
[Translation: “Two guys conducted themselves in stealth at FAA while burying more bodies for me than Idi Amin could have”].

They’re both going to be tough acts to follow.
[Translation: “You can’t FIND ghouls like this at an Addams Family reunion”].

Jim Ballough, director of Flight Standards since 2001, is retiring after 22 years with the agency, and Steve Wallace, director of the FAA Office of Accident Investigation for the past eight years, is retiring after a 32-year FAA career.
[Translation: “Where else could The Grim Reaper and The Undertaker go?”].

The safety improvements that the FAA and the industry have made over the past decade are due in no small part to Jim Ballough’s leadership and commitment to safety.
[Translation: “Ballough’s got more cover-up notches in his belt than in one of Nick Sabatini’s wet-dreams”].
With a focus on accountability and standardization of policy, he led the successful ISO 9001 effort in Flight Standards, helping Aviation Safety become the first organization across the board to receive this prestigious international recognition for continuous improvement in quality management.
[Translation: “Ignore the approximately 3,500 aviation fatalities that occurred under my watch since 2003, and pretend it was The Safest Period In Aviation History”].
Likewise, Steve Wallace, as head of accident investigations, was responsible for implementation of safety improvements based on investigation findings.
[Translation: “Steve Wallace was a master at lying to the NTSB and the public about FAA’s culpability in thousands of deaths”].
Earlier, his work as manager of the Standards Staff in the FAA's Transport Airplane Directorate in Seattle was designed to prevent accidents from happening in the first place.
[Translation: “No one has mastered the fine FAA art of spoliation of evidence quite like Steve Wallace The Undertaker”].

He provided leadership over major safety improvements including aircraft interior escape path lighting and fire resistant cabin interior materials.
[Translation: “Whenever an airplane crash happened, you could count on Steve Wallace to be right there to tell the press and everyone else why Safety Was Never Compromised”].

Jim came to the FAA in 1986 as a safety inspector in the FAA’s Eastern Region.
[Translation: “Jim had the distinct honor of working with The Chimp Of Chump, Manny Weiss, the midget who we have already kicked off of the sinking airship. Now it’s The Grim Reaper’s turn”].

He later became a Principal Maintenance Inspector, moving up to become the assistant manager of Flight Standards in the Eastern Region.
[Translation: As threats and kickbacks have been the hallmark of FAA aviation maintenance, I’m sure that Jim has been proud to be the go-to guy. I just hope he makes it out of 800 Independence before they slap the cuffs on him, too”].

From there, he came to Washington, first as Acting Manager of the Continuous Airworthiness Maintenance Division, and then as Director of the Flight Standards Service.
[Translation: “We bumped Jim up a title, every time he had a major screw-up”].

Steve began his FAA career in 1976 as an attorney in the Eastern regional office.
[Translation: “Steve has an ample background in criminal defense work”].

He moved to the Seattle legal office in 1979 as the primary legal advisor to the Transport Airplane Directorate and later manager of the Standards Staff.
[Translation: “We also bumped Steve up a title, every time HE had a major screw-up”].

From 1991-2000, he was the FAA Senior Representative in Rome.
[Translation: “We hid Steve and his paycheck overseas for years until The Vatican found out”].

Over the next several weeks, we will be announcing some personnel selections to fill the void left behind by Jim and Steve, and others.
[Translation: “Given that the whole FAA outhouse has now gone up in flames, you are not going to recognize anyone here at 800 Independence next year, and those of us to whom the FBI does not catch up first, will have by then all cashed-out to the private sector”].

Meantime, please join me in wishing Jim and Steve all the best in their retirement.
[Translation: “Meanwhile, please join me in trying to pin the blame of the Failed Bobby Sturgell FAA Administration, on The Grim Reaper and The Undertaker”].

They should leave with the knowledge that they made a positive difference.
[Translation: “They should leave before they get thrown in the paddy-wagon along with me”].

And, as a cap to one’s career, it doesn’t get any better than that.
[Translation: “Like I said to Jana in my office yesterday, it doesn’t get any better than that”].

Signed,
Trailer-Park Bobby Sturgell
http://www.ainonline.com/ainmxreports/single-publication-story/article/faas-ballough-and-sabatini-heading-for-retirement/?no_cache=1
FAA’s Ballough and Sabatini Heading for Retirement

November 12, 2008
Maintenance and Modifications, People

James Ballough, the FAA’s long-time director of the Flight Standards Service, has announced that he will retire at the end of the year. Deputy director John Allen will take over after Ballough retires.

During his tenure at Flight Standards, Ballough has been involved in such issues as Part 135 operational control; continued airworthiness (maintenance); the re-examination of mechanics who were given oral and practical tests under fraudulent conditions; development of the Sport Pilot and Light Sport Aircraft regulations; and ongoing disputes about AD compliance at Southwest Airlines earlier this year that resulted in a still-unresolved $10.2 million civil penalty, the highest in FAA history. In late October, Nick Sabatini, FAA associate administrator for aviation safety, announced his plan to retire in January.

Sabatini’s replacement will be Peggy Gilligan,now deputy associate administrator for aviation safety. With responsibility for certification, production approval and continued airworthiness, Sabatini often traveled to meetings with aviation groups and to offer testimony in congressional hearings with Ballough.

Bobby Blue-Ice Sturgell, The Failed FAA Head: "A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall"

http://www.whptv.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=d5541dc3-da1f-46af-8a0e-8a7220278c95
Update: FAA investigating ice into house
Contributor: Melissa Sadowski
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Last Update: 6:06 pm
Ice Chunk Crashes Through Roof
The Federal Aviation Administration is investigating the bizarre case of a chunk of ice falling from the sky.

That ice broke through the roof of a York Township [Pennsylvania] home and hit a sleeping woman in the forehead.

CBS 21 has learned the FAA is checking on flights that would have been over their house at the time. We’re told airplanes are not allowed to jettison any materials while in the air.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_ice_(aircraft)
Blue ice in the context of aviation is the frozen material formed by leaks in commercial aircraft lavatory waste tanks, a mixture of human waste and liquid disinfectant that freezes at high altitude. The name comes from the blue color of the disinfectant, and is a sardonic reference to the Blue Ice line of products used for cooling ice chests and similar applications.

Airlines are not allowed to dump their waste tanks in mid-flight, and pilots have no mechanism by which to do so; however, leaks can occur. There were at least 27 documented incidents of blue ice impacts in the United States between 1979 and 2003.[1] These incidents typically happen under airport landing paths as the mass warms sufficiently to detach from the plane during its descent. A rare incident of falling blue ice causing damage to the roof of a home was reported on October 20, 2006 in Chino, California.[2]

On January 28, 2007 at the Timberlanes subdivision in Tampa, Florida, under the approach path to Tampa International Airport, a red Mustang automobile owned by Andres Javaze was struck by a large block of ice estimated at 50 pounds which crushed the rear of the vehicle. A neighbor named Raymond Rodriguez reported hearing a whistling or whizzing noise as the ice fell from the sky before impact and watched as it smashed the vehicle. However, the chunk of ice was not blue and is not thought to have fallen from an airplane. The incident is being investigated by the FAA.

Blue ice became known to many people from the last 2003 episode of the HBO series Six Feet Under, in which a foot-sized chunk drops on an innocent bystander. It is also the title of a 1992 film where Michael Caine’s character describes the concept of blue ice, and it also describe on the tv show MANswers.
http://www.post-gazette.com/neigh_north/20021121blueicenp3.asp
By Mark Belko, Post-Gazette Staff Writer
The clumps came in purple, blue, black and gray. They covered the back of Nina Cadamore’s Armstrong County house, the sidewalk, the brickwork, the basketball hoop, the swimming pool cover, the swing set, even her mother-in-law’s car.

She first noticed them when she and her mother-in-law walked outside of the house on the morning of Nov 13.

“It was just disgusting”, she said.

Cadamore believes the mess came from an airplane. In the airline industry, it’s euphemistically known as blue ice. Most people have far less judicious names for it. Such waste apparently is caused by leaks in airplane lavatories.

Even worse, Cadamore is having a hard time getting rid of it. Her insurance company says her homeowner’s policy doesn’t cover things that fall from the sky. And neither the Federal Aviation Administration nor any of the airlines is stepping up to claim responsibility, even though the home is situated on a flight path.

But on Monday, five days after the apparent fly-by splattering, a US Airways crew arrived at the Cadamores’ South Buffalo Township home to clean up the mess, though a spokesman insists that its planes were not responsible for the damage.

“We had to wait until Monday with all of this stuff clumped on the house”, she said. “Thank God it rained on Friday and Saturday”.

While the US Airways crew got rid of the worst of the damage, some purple and blue stains still remain. Cadamore also is upset that some of the material slid into the swimming pool water when the crew removed the cover. Some also seeped into the air-conditioning unit.

She is worried about the types of chemicals contained in the blue and purple stuff that plastered her lawn and house. She has been told it contains a mix of deodorizer and anti-freeze, but she knows little else and she said authorities have not been more forthcoming.

“I want to know if anything’s a risk to my kids”, she said.

Cadamore lives in the house with her husband, Bill, and three children, Billy, 16, Brittni, 12, and Brandi, 10.

Airlines are not permitted to dump lavatory waste while in flight. FAA spokeswoman Holly Baker said that if blue ice hit the Cadamores’ house, a leak most likely occurred in a jet lavatory. At higher attitudes the leak forms ice on the aircraft. As the jet descends, the ice warms and starts to fall off the plane.

Baker said the FAA’s Allegheny County flight standards office is investigating to determine if the material is in fact blue ice and whether it can trace a leak to a single plane. If it is able to do so, the owner of the plane would be responsible for the damage caused to Cadamore’s property.

“It’s difficult to prove, but we’re working diligently on it”, Baker said.

US Airways spokesman David Castelveter said the airline decided to help because it is the region’s largest and most prominent carrier. He said the airline has “nothing to indicate that what is on the house is blue ice or anything from our aircraft”.

“We were unable to determine that any of our aircraft did discharge waste”, he said. “However, we felt an obligation to work with the individual to have the house cleaned”.

Castelveter said he was not aware that the cleaning was not completed to Cadamore’s satisfaction. He said that if a US Airways aircraft is determined to be responsible for the incident, “certainly we will fulfill our obligation”.

As traumatic as the splattering was, Cadamore has been able to maintain her sense of humor. She noted that the material managed to gravitate to her 7-year-old house rather than land on any of the 20 acres of land that surrounds it.

“We’re sitting right in the middle of 20 acres and it hit us. That’s what’s funny about it”, she said. “I probably would have had a better chance of hitting the lottery”.
http://www.baynews9.com/content/36/2007/1/28/219044.html?title=It
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a block of ice?
Sunday, January 28, 2007
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A flying chunk of ice caved in the roof of Andres Javaze’s Mustang. A block of ice fell out of the sky Sunday morning, crushing the roof of a car in Hillsborough County.

The incident occurred at 9406 Hilldrop Court in the Timberlanes subdivision near the intersection of Waters Avenue and Sheldon Road.

A neighbor, Raymond Rodriguez, was outside washing his car when he heard a whizzing noise. When he looked up he saw a large chunk of ice land on Andres Javaze’s Mustang.

The neighbor saved most of the ice and put it in his freezer. There’s no word on how big the ice was because it broke into chucks as soon as it hit the car.

No one was reported hurt.
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2008/04/14/Frozen_jetliner_waste_smashes_into_home/UPI-22651208188965/
A chunk of frozen jetliner waste crashed through the roof of a London home but a mother and baby in the building escaped injury, police said Monday.

Peta Simey, 33, said she heard a massive bang and at first thought a bomb must have gone off but then saw a hole in the ceiling, The Daily Mail reported.

Simey had just returned home from taking her 6-month-old son to a doctor when a block of “blue ice” landed in the master bedroom, right on her bed.

“I feel so lucky,” Simey said, “If it had happened the same time a day earlier it would have hit all of us.”

“I know we’re below a flight path but I never imagined this could ever happen,” she told the newspaper.
A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall
Oh, where have you been, my blue-eyed son?
Oh, where have you been, my darling young one?
I’ve stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains,
I’ve walked and I’ve crawled on six crooked highways,
I’ve stepped in the middle of seven sad forests,
I’ve been out in front of a dozen dead oceans,
I’ve been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard,
And it’s a hard, and it’s a hard, it’s a hard, and it’s a hard,
And it’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall.

Oh, what did you see, my blue-eyed son?
Oh, what did you see, my darling young one?
I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it
I saw a highway of diamonds with nobody on it,
I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin’,
I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleedin’,
I saw a white ladder all covered with water,
I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken,
I saw guns and sharp swords in the hands of young children,
And it’s a hard, and it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard,
And it’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall.

And what did you hear, my blue-eyed son?
And what did you hear, my darling young one?
I heard the sound of a thunder, it roared out a warnin’,
Heard the roar of a wave that could drown the whole world,
Heard one hundred drummers whose hands were a-blazin’,
Heard ten thousand whisperin’ and nobody listenin’,
Heard one person starve, I heard many people laughin’,
Heard the song of a poet who died in the gutter,
Heard the sound of a clown who cried in the alley,
And it’s a hard, and it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard,
And it’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall.

Oh, who did you meet, my blue-eyed son?
Who did you meet, my darling young one?
I met a young child beside a dead pony,
I met a white man who walked a black dog,
I met a young woman whose body was burning,
I met a young girl, she gave me a rainbow,
I met one man who was wounded in love,
I met another man who was wounded with hatred,
And it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard,
It’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall.

Oh, what’ll you do now, my blue-eyed son?
Oh, what’ll you do now, my darling young one?
I’m a-goin’ back out ‘fore the rain starts a-fallin’,
I’ll walk to the depths of the deepest black forest,
Where the people are many and their hands are all empty,
Where the pellets of poison are flooding their waters,
Where the home in the valley meets the damp dirty prison,
Where the executioner’s face is always well hidden,
Where hunger is ugly, where souls are forgotten,
Where black is the color, where none is the number,
And I’ll tell it and think it and speak it and breathe it,
And reflect it from the mountain so all souls can see it,
Then I’ll stand on the ocean until I start sinkin’,
But I’ll know my song well before I start singin’,
And it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard,
It’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall.